| According
to their spokesman, Justin Shellhorn, they will be performing soon after
their fist CD is released.
"We're very excited about the
'saurs'. They've been working so hard, we've had to tell them when
to take a break!" explained Jarad Youngclause, the bands
manager. "You'll have to wait for any further announcements but
we promise you, it will be worth it."
Sources indicate that the band will
be playing a new type of "retro". Mostly nursery rhymes
and instructional songs about ABC's and counting up to ten or even twenty.
Already there are diverse groups
forming. The most common complaint having to do with "the implied
sexuality of a dinosaur that would color itself purple." It is
rumored that a few cartoon show producers and the artist formerly known as
"The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" (who we will just call
"Prince") are collaborating to form a protest group who's
purpose will be in heading off the protests of the coming protest groups. |
